“Duh” is really 1990s, I know. I can’t stop using it though. It’s so much easier than saying “That is SO obvious, I can’t believe we have to have this conversation.”

Abbreviate to “duh.”

I spoke to a boy on the phone last night and I used this word. I think I really threw him off. He thought I was a normal human being (ha!), and then he must’ve thought – this girl uses old slang. Interesting. Throw in a “cool” and the occasional “rad”, and you have the extent of my slang.

Oh, and the occasional “word.” Another catchall word.

What can I say, I’m an efficient lady.

I really like broccoli. Especially when it comes in Chinese food. With or without sauce and no msg. For some reason, frozen broccoli doesn’t have the same umph. And I’ve never made the effort to buy fresh broc.

I wonder if it’s because it looks so intimidating as a bouquet in the supermarket.

Whenever I buy fruit at a fruitstand, I considering buying fresh. But then I think of how dirty it must be. And it would take too much effort.

I also am never really too sure how to spell it. Spell check is helping me now, but I always think that it should have one “c”. It doesn’t.

I know you are thinking – why is this about Broccoli. Well, isn’t it always?

Blame Susan.